"nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul" (nfamouscj)
04/26/2015 at 23:34 • Filed to: None | 3
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Don’t eat airport Gyros. I repeat. DONT FUCKING EAT AIRPORT GYROS.
As amazing as they are, and I knew how tasty they would be... On my way to navy boot camp we all have our little checks for $16 for food. Ooh wee where are we going to- oh my god they have gyros. Chicago airport. A delicious gyro. An unsettling bus ride. Entering basic training. Trying to pee in a cup for urinalysis whilst holding back the unholy wrath of Satan himself from making an apocalyptic entrance into our world through my bowels.
So please, don’t eat airport gyros. Find a local family run place with hot Greek waitresses like I’m going to do for lunch tomorrow.
Manwich - now Keto-Friendly
> nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul
04/27/2015 at 00:43 |
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Sounds like it would be good for weight loss.
Shamoononon drives like a farmer
> nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul
04/27/2015 at 01:10 |
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When you’re running into first and your pants begin to burst...
Saracen
> Shamoononon drives like a farmer
04/27/2015 at 03:34 |
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That’s diarrhea
Bad Idea Hat
> nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul
04/27/2015 at 07:06 |
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I read the first few words, saw “don’t eat airports!”, and;